(Not So) Blind Cupid
May. 27th, 2019 10:14 pmPairing: Yu/Yosuke
Rating: General
Category: M/M
Summary: Minato is observant.
Author's notes: This is a crosspost from AO3 and ffnet. It was written for Souyoweek2019 on tumblr.
There were too many people in the labyrinth. The more the merrier, a more positive-minded person would think, but to Minato it was all a bit overwhelming.
He managed to slink away from the crowd surrounding Rei as she rambled on about takoyaki for whatever reason--the takoyaki here surely couldn't match the weird stuff they sold near Iwatodai--but honestly wherever you turned in this tiny little school there was another teammate. He was really starting to miss his private dorm and its relaxed atmosphere.
This hallway was no exception, as it turned out. That boy with dyed brown hair from the other team was playing ring toss at one of the festival booths. His back was to Minato as he focused on his next throw. He wasn't too bad at the game--Minato spied two rings already around bottlenecks--but it was too bad Minato couldn't remember his name at all. Hanamora? Huniemura? No, Hanamura, yeah, that was it.
Vaguely curious, Minato approached to watch him play.
"Check this out, partner!" Hanamura said without looking at him.
He threw the ring with an over-the-top flourish. It caught on the tip one of the bottles and twirled around the edge several times. After a nail-biting moment where it looked like it was going to fall off, it finally settled neatly around the bottle's neck.
Grinning smugly, Hanamura turned to Minato and then immediately jumped back in surprise. "Oh dude, you aren't my partner!" Calming down, he rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "You snuck up on me just like he does... You're pretty quiet."
"Your 'partner,'" Minato said, and racked his mind to remember everyone on the other team. It didn't take long to figure out who it had to be. "Oh, Sub-leader?"
"Yep, that's him!"
Minato cocked his head to the side. Despite the new angle, his bangs stayed over his right eye. "Why do you call him that?"
"Call him what?"
"Partner."
Hanamura blinked a few times before grinning again. "Because that's what he is to me. Back home, we're investigating some murders together. So, we're a team."
"A team of two," Minato mused. "Or a partnership."
"Exactly!" Hanamura was nodding. "We look out for each other, you know? When we're fighting Shadows, I watch his back, and he's got mine."
Minato had noticed. Hanamura did not like being separated from Sub-leader whenever he had to decide on team composition. His pout when Minato had selected Sub-leader without him on their last trip into the labyrinth had been hilarious.
"And not just in battle," Hanamura added. "He saved my ass once by helping out at Junes when we were short-staffed. And it was on really short notice. He's a lifesaver."
Minato shrugged agreeably.
Hanamura then sighed a long and dreamy sigh. "You know what else? He's so smart. He's always in the top ten. He helped me study for exams before summer and I did way better than I normally do. It was totally awesome."
Studying with other people wasn't something Minato had thought of doing. Though he vaguely remembered Yukari suggesting it once. Then Junpei had said something dumb, and she'd taken the offer back. Something like that.
"And he's so popular," Hanamura went on. "Even though he's a bit spacey and weird. Did you know, he put his shirt on backwards once? I don't know how he managed that, considering it had buttons... What a goof..."
Hanamura was smiling now. His eyes were unfocused as he apparently thought of fond memories of his 'partner.'
"He loves animals too, you know," Hanamura continued. "Cats mostly, but dogs are okay in his book too. He was really excited to meet Koromaru. I saw him petting him earlier and it was adorable. His smile was like, this big." He motioned with his hand and then put it down. "Uh, I mean... Not adorable-adorable but, uh..."
"A partnership," Minato mused. "Or a couple."
"Just kind of, I don't know, appealing--" Minato's words caught up with him, and Hanamura immediately began to wave his arms. "No, no, no, it's not like that!"
"It's not?"
"No way, dude. He's got all these girls after him." Hanamura grimaced at the word 'girls' and Minato was fascinated. He'd assumed Hanamura would get defensive in an 'I'm not like that' way, but instead he was focusing on the other party. "I mean, he's gotta like one of them back. If not all of them..."
"I wouldn't be too sure of that," Minato said. "He approved when I told that robot voice that gender didn't matter."
"Huh," said Hanamura. "Well, that doesn't really mean anything."
"And he said that he wished you were there when we were exploring the labyrinth."
"Well, yeah, because we work well together--" Hanamura tried.
"He also said you're cute," Minato finished evenly.
"C-cute!?"
Sub-leader has good taste, Minato thought, because the way Hanamura spluttered and blushed then was definitely attractive. His cocky grin at winning ring-toss had been appealing too, in its own way. And he liked music, which Minato always considered a plus.
"Yup," Minato said.
"C'mon," Hanamura said, looking skeptical. "There's no way he would've just said that." He frowned as he thought it over more. "Then again... He does say stuff without thinking..." Hanamura opened and closed his mouth a few times before asking, "You sure he meant me...?"
"Yup," Minato said again.
"He thinks I'm cute," Hanamura said, awed. He looked at Minato. "Do you think... you think I have a chance then?"
"Yup," Minato said again.
"Me and partner. I can't even imagine." By the return of his blush, he was totally imagining it. "So you think I should... what, just tell him?"
"Yep," Minato said, just to be different.
"I guess it wouldn't be too weird, since we're dealing with the Group Date Cafe and its theme of romance anyway. I can tell him, and, if he's not interested in me, I could just play it off as a joke. Like, oh, it's the aftereffect of one of those FOEs... Yeah, I could do it! I'll go tell him right now!"
Hanamura was fist pumping the air.
Minato watched him scuttle away with detached amusement. It didn't matter to him if they became a couple or not.
Or so he thought. When he saw them hours later holding hands, he couldn't help but think it was pretty cute.
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